Its the great pumpkin!

I love fall. LOVE IT. 

Portland is in a major monsoon right now and I am giddily staring out the window, soul quenched from the sideways rain and wind beating against our sadly single paned windows. My roommate, who hails from the sunshineyland of Los Angeles, is less than impressed with the blustery, wet.
But I've fully embraced the season. Fires roaring, tea kettle whistling and the smell cinnamon, ginger and cloves wafting through the air, life is good.

Along with fall comes the great pumpkin kick. Decorations, pies, pastries, curries, charlie brown tv specials and dont get me started on that crack of a sauce starbucks uses....

PaleOmg has not helped this obsession--- she's been on what seems to be an equally aggressive pumpkin kick. Favorite thing she's posted so far is her Paleo Pumpkin Granola.

Holy Ballz. This stuff was DELIGHTFUL. My house smelled like Christmas for hours. 

I loosely followed her recipe, based on what I had in my cupboards, replacing the dates with raisins, pecans with cashews, etc. etc. 

Pumpkining continued last night along with the rain storm. I made a batch of paleo Pumpkin Banana Spice Cookies while Shane and Ted zoned in front of batman cartoons (my life has gotten weirdly domestic). 

The cookies were okay, shockingly had the Shane stamp of approval--- "Can I eat these when I'm being good (ie eating healthy)." They were far more like bites of banana bread than what I was expecting. I think next time, I'd replace the banana and use all pumpkin. They are also vegan, which is pretty cool for all my veg folks. 

Next up on the pumpkin list this week is this awesome pumpkin pudding from Grass Fed Girl . Its not vegan (good ol' gelatin), but I'm excited to try it out and perhaps top it with some of PaleOmg's delicious pumpkin granola. 

Ginger hitchin' + the kitchen expands.

So. Its been SOME TIME since my last bloggy blog. But life has been CAHRAZY. Like crazy. 

Like CHECK THIS OUT

YEAH UKELELES!?! 

Pretty cool....

BUT

AlSO

SERIOUSLY

WE'RE GETTIN' HITCHED BITCHES!

So yes, my best friend and partner in crime proposed two weeks ago and it was just absolutely the happiest day. The next year is going to be an absolute PARTY. 

We've even started CAKE TASTING!

 Yes cake. 

Thanks to lovely folks at Pentunias Pies & Pastries for these delicious GLUTEN-FREE treats. 

Yeah beezies. I said it.  

gluten-free. 

Shane couldn't even tell, so no whiners at the wedding please.

My lovely friend (AND BRIDESMAID) Jenn introduced me to this bakery. 

It spews cuteness and glitter. Seriously. There was glitter all over the cupcakes.

If you're in Portland, you should check them out. 

Other than being up to my ears in wedding business (woooooo), I am happy to say I am now working with Kitchen Commons and Village Gardens  on a Collective Cooking Group, as the cooking group coordinator. We are focused on bringing families back into the kitchen, emphasizing healthy cooking, budgeting time and money, and building community. Once a month, our group will be getting together to cook and share a meal. I'll be sharing our recipes and doing a recap of each meeting via this blog! I am super excited to help facillitate this program in my neighborhood. 

I even bought this awesome CRAZY FOR KALE cookbook as a fun recipe source....

I may just be crazy at this point...

Easter candy

The Easter Bunny didn't make a conventional visit to the hodge house this year. The bunny is respecting that we are cutting back on sugar intake and instead of bringing treats, the bunny brought a beautiful sunny day (and allowed us to make a car payment and buy a bed) oh to be grown ups.

I cooked a ham for the first time ever and it turned out fabulously. The Domestic Man shared a fabulous honey and citrus ham glaze recipe that left my house smelling amazing and tummies full and happy.

After dinner, we were left wanting something sweet.... I mean... its easter where are my robin's eggs, jelly beans, chocolate rabbit??? I've been focusing on eliminating that way of thinking, associating food with emotion or eating something because its tradition. I like to make concious decisions of what I consume.

But I consciously decidedly that I wanted some effing chocolate.

Instead of rummaging through the treat door for some packaged, crap filled...crap... I decided to make my own crap candy. I like to know what I'm eating.

Thus chocolate sunbutter stars were born

Ingredients

1/4 cup coconut oil melted
1/4 cup coconut oil, solid
1/2 cup unsweetened dutch cocoa powder
1/2 cup unsweetened sunbutter (I use homemade--its infintely cheaper than store bought)
1/4 cup (or less) honey


In a food processor, combine solid coconut oil, cocoa powder, sunbutter, and honey. Blend until smooth and even. Pour in melted coconut oil and stir just to combine. Don't overmix or it may separate.

Spoon mixture into silicone candy mold. I got mine at ikea, though I'm fairly certain it was intended as a disfunctional ice cube tray. You can also spoon into mini muffin liners.

Place in freezer for about ten minutes or until firm, then carefully pop out of mold. Store in fridge or freezer.

Enjoy!

Birthday!

Last week was my big 2-5! 

Old right?

I chose to celebrate by making dinner for a small group of delightful people, because we are all decidedly broke, eating at restaurants is difficult for glutards and well I love to cook.

With the help of my fabulous sous chef, Suz, I managed to throw together a delightful meal:

Steak

Roasted beets and sweet potatoes with pistachio butter

Braised Kale

Dessert: Coconut macaroons

NOM.

Unfortunately, I made my guests wait till 8pm (European style right?) to eat, so food was inhaled before proper documentation could be taken. (read: I dont have photos)

But this was one of the most cohesive and successful meals I have ever thrown together so I highly recommend checking out the links below

This Steak Marinade was so tasty. I let the meat marinate for about 2 hours while I prepped and chopped everything else. I used Coconut Aminos instead of soy-sauce, to make it paleoriffic.

The big surprise of the evening was for sure the roasted beet dish, borrowed from my friends at Whole9. I added sweet potatoes and used coconut oil instead of olive oil. It really isn't the prettiest dish, but the pistachio butter is absolutely incredible. 

And finally because I am doing this fabulous 21 Day Sugar Detox I was really at a loss for what to make for dessert... I am not a fan of zee coconut flour and didn't want to jump head first into the dried fruit world (I was allowing myself a little leniency with the sugar, because... come on its my BIRTHDAY!) 

But I stumbled upon this Chocolate Drizzled Coconut Macaroon Recipe and fell in love! Its super super simple and comes together very quickly. They bake MUCH faster than the recipe indicates. Mine were done after 15-20 minutes, so keep an eye on them. 

Instead of using their chocolate drizzle, I used some of my homemade chocolate coconut butter (sugar-free, paleo, 21DSD friendly, vegan, you name it friendly) 

Chocolate Coconut Butter

Ingredients

3 cups unsweetened shredded/flake coconut

1/2 tsp salt

3-4 tbls melted coconut oil

1/3 cup unsweetened dutch cocoa powder

In your food processor combine coconut, salt and 2 tbls of melted coconut oil. Blend on high until mixture starts to liquify. Slowly add remaining coconut oil. Continue to blend until smooth. This process takes anywhere from 5-8 minutes. You may need to pause and scrape down the sides. Add the cocoa powder to the food processor and blend for another minute. This mixture should be VERY liquidy. Pour into glass jar and store at room temperature. It will harden (to a solid state) as it comes to room temperature. 

To use on macaroons, drizzle liquid on top of cookies with a fork. Let sit to harden a bit. 

nom. 

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedily deedily.

Coconut butter is the latest obsession to hit the hodge house. With my roommate and I back on the paleo bandwagon, treat time is needing more and more creativity.

I saw a recipe for coconut butter a while ago and was admittedly super curious.  On a success trip, after my sunbutter recipe, I decided to give it a go.

See its stupidly easy. So I can't even really call it a recipe....

Get yourself some unsweetened coconut flakes. Blend the shit out of it in a vitamix or food processor (about ten minutes). You're done when it has the consistency of... you guessed it.... butter. 

But what the hell do you do with coconut butter, now that you've endured the whirrrrrr of the blender for ten plus minutes?

I let it sit in my fridge for two weeks.

And then today. I was inspired!

Coconut butter stuffed dates.

How could I go wrong with this idea?

So I snagged the tub of coconutty goodness out of the fridge, nuked it for a few minutes to soften it up, split some dried dates down the middle and then globbed a spoonful of coconut butter in the middle of said date And then reveled in coconut heaven. Obviously I had to share with my roommate. And of course, she had the idea to make it twenty times better.

"Paleo chocolate sauce?!?!" you ask yourself. Why yes, New Seasons sells this delcious concoction with unsweetened pear and pineapple juice and cocoa powder. Thus chocolate sauce.

So if youre feeling extra awesome, drizzle a little paleo chocolate sauce on top. Not feelin' saucy? Dust a little cocoa powder on top!

NOM.

Paleo chocolate meringues

Yesterday was the most delightful blustery fall day. 

Despite some early morning tidying, manfriend and I lazed about the apartment and cuddled with El Pancho and Moe the Dog. 

The cold, rainy days always put me in the mood to fill my house with baked goods (and subsequently, my kitchen with dishes).

Since banishing gluten from my kitchen last January, any attempt to create something that remotely resembles a delicious baked good, has been decidedly disappointing.  Let me tell you--- there is no good replacement for flour in tasty treats like muffins or cakes. Sorry bout it. 

However.  I needed to bake and I needed some chocolate. But I'm in the middle of this pesky challenge, so no cheating! 

I was perusing Dessert Stalker and came across a few meringue cookies recipes. They looked mildly promising, so I pulled together my own little recipe. 

I give chocolate meringue kisses. Totally Paleo, totally only 4 calories a cookie.  

Yes I am that good. 

Ingredients

• 3 egg whites
• 1/4 tsp cream of tarter
• 1/4 tsp salt
• 3 single serve packets Stevia (I like stevia because its natural, and not scary chemical. If you are of the sugar eating kind, sub a 1/4 cup granulated sugar here)
• 3 tbls unsweetened cocoa powder.

Preheat the oven to 300F and cover a large baking sheet with parchment paper. 

In your fabulous KitchenAid mixer, beat on high, the egg whites, cream of tarter, and salt and until the mixture starts to form soft peaks. Add in the stevia or sugar and continue to beat on high, until stiff peaks form. You can tell its ready when you lift the whisk out of the mixture and the meringue doesn't fall. On low, stir in the cocoa powder until fully incorporated. 

Drop tablespoon size drops onto the parchment paper. 

Bake for 24-30 minutes at 300F or until dried out. 

Serve with delicious cocoa :)